I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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