Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
