The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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