xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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