One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he fucked my hip out of place.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
