there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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