is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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