Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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