Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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