her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
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Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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