Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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