I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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