I want to stick my p in your. b.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
