Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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