He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
my penis made a compromise with my morals
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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