My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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