I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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