I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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