Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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