I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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