what if I'm pregnant?
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Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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