at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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