The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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