he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
third nipple confirmed
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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