summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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