First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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