Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
