morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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