JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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