That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
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