I accidentally had phone sex last night
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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