Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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