Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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