Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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