i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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