Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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