Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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