all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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