Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
