Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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