I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
