her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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