I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I will be naked everywhere
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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