But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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