Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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