Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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