ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Randomize
