return my video game
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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