38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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