my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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