Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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