why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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