have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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