What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
whose ass print is on the piano?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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