i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
that is very illegal...i love you.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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